Monday Night Chuckles

It's been a busy week at the studio.  

We've been putting the finishing touches on our newest creations and hope to have them on the site tomorrow.  We've also been working at updating our site and hope you like our changes!  Let me know what you think!!

 

In the meantime, it IS Monday...

Time for Monday Night Chuckles!

Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend. 

Can you believe there are only 75 days until Christmas!!!

In honor of our friends serving proudly in USAF....

Truth or Fiction?

USAF Maintenance Logs

Some (supposedly) actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews...

(source unknown)

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."


Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."


Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1:"#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."


Problem: "The autopilot doesn't t."
Signed off :"IT DOES NOW."


Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."


Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed..."


Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."


Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."


Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."


Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."


Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."




Semper USA!